键盘侠|😕太阳队惊天动地获“残阵” 杜兰特经此彻底失去尊严

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💥重磅交易曝光：比尔联手太阳，侠😕保罗回归东部

据知名记者Shams Charania报道，太阳天动特经消息人士透露，队惊地获杜兰底失华盛顿奇才队已将布拉德利·比尔交易至菲尼克斯太阳队。此彻

交易具体框架如下：
* 奇才送出：布拉德利·比尔
* 太阳送出：克里斯·保罗、去尊兰德里·沙梅特、残阵部分次轮选秀权以及多个选秀权互换权。键盘

此外，侠😕TA奇才队记者Josh Robbins指出，太阳天动特经乔丹·古德温也极可能随同比尔一同被送往太阳队。队惊地获杜兰底失随后，此彻权威记者Woj也推文确认了这一消息，去尊并表示该交易流程可能需要数日才能正式完成。残阵

这笔重磅交易在美国社交媒体上引发了剧烈震荡，以下是Reddit网友对此事的精彩评论汇总：

[–]BullsDylan245 1783 points 4 hours ago

Motherfuckers couldn't even get a first

公牛球迷：奇才这帮管理层真是绝了，连一个首轮签都没换回来……

相关新闻>>>>>>😮哈特吐槽比尔交易：奇才甚至没有得到一个首轮选秀权？

[–]SunsGoodKidMadCity2 843 points 4 hours ago

Suns have no first round picks to give up they gave them away for KD

太阳球迷：没办法，太阳队手里早就没首轮签了，之前为了搞来杜兰特，首轮签全搭进去了……

相关新闻>>>>>>😱炸裂！篮网将杜兰特交易到太阳 得到大桥等三前锋+四首轮

[–]Createyourpass1234 378 points 4 hours ago

So you guys gave away your first rounds picks + 2nd round picks...
How will you build out the rest of the team?

球迷：所以你们太阳队把首轮和次轮签都挥霍完了？那剩下的阵容深度，你们打算拿什么来补强？？！！

[–]Lakersnamagofuckyoself 567 points 3 hours ago

that's their secret, they dont

湖人球迷：楼上兄弟有所不知，这就是太阳队迷惑联盟的“秘密武器”——天残阵~

（推特网友调侃太阳队接下来一个赛季的替补席）

[–]CelticsSon_of_Atreus 4 points an hour ago

I am stretching out and ready to buy a plane ticket. These motherfuckers need me.

凯尔特人球迷：兄弟们，我已经开始热身了，机票也买好了！太阳队这帮没出息的，急需我这个救世主！！！

[–]SunsMotivated-to-Improve [score hidden] 17 minutes ago

If Book, KD, or Beal get injured and miss serious time, it’s going to be really bad.

太阳球迷：看看这阵容……如果杜兰特、布克或比尔任何一人长期伤缺，那简直就是灾难~~~

[–]Hail2TheOrange 5 points 3 hours ago

Why the Lakers are a play in team

球迷：你知道为什么湖人上赛季只能去打附加赛了吗？

[–]Heatyrogreg 1 point an hour ago

No defense. No screeners. No rebounding. No rim protection. Jump shooting for days.
I guess that’s one way to do it…

热火球迷：没防守、没掩护、没篮板、没护框……整天只会干拔跳投。我看太阳队这是走进死胡同了……

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 8199 points 4 hours ago

There will be documentaries made about KD teammates lol

勇士球迷：同志们啊！杜兰特这职业生涯，其队友之“惊世骇俗”，简直可以拍成纪录片了，哈哈哈！！

[–]KingsKitchenReno4512 4621 points 4 hours ago

This fucking guy it’s unreal lol. Westbrook, Harden, Curry, Draymond, Klay, Kyrie, Booker, and Beal. All during their primes…

国王球迷：可不是嘛！杜兰特这小子艳福不浅啊！吼吼吼！威少、哈登、库里、追梦、克莱、欧文、布克，现在又来了个比尔！瞧瞧！这些人和杜兰特在一起时，全是他妈处于巅峰期啊！！

相关新闻>>>>>>美媒晒图：KD的第四次三巨头模式&均搭档明星后卫组合

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood 3388 points 4 hours ago

The hardest roadtm

公牛球迷：书名就叫它《追冠难如登天之路》！

（杜兰特内心OS：很蓝的啦~~~）

[–]LakersApollo611 472 points 4 hours ago

True hooper

湖人球迷：所以啊，要说谁最懂球、最会选人，还得看咱杜兰特呀！！

（阿杜：把安全帽戴好，你们打人别打脸）

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsRaptors2017champs 897 points 4 hours ago

Really is considering how he's only gotten 2 rings out of it.

猛龙球迷：我一直想不通，一路以来都这么“艰难”了，杜兰特为啥就只拿了2次总冠军呢？

[–]NetsOrnery_Conference_50 1043 points 4 hours ago

Bron fucked with yall perpestive of playoff success wdym "only 2 rings"

篮网球迷：老詹一听立马就急了！什么叫“只有”2次总冠军？？总冠军就这么不值钱吗？？

[–][TOR] Kyle LowrySamiMadeMeDoIt 1992 points 4 hours ago

Lmao the Wizards could have traded Beal for a kings ransom 2 years ago and now they’re getting a washed Chris Paul, sixth man Landry Shamet and a bunch of second round picks for him

猛龙球迷：我的妈呀，笑死我了！！奇才队要是两年前把比尔交易走，直接富可敌国啊！！现在可好，只换来一个快报废的保罗、一个第六人沙梅特、还有几个次轮签……

[–]Lakershairyasscheeks_ 3826 points 5 hours ago

That bench is gonna be nasty 😭😭

湖人球迷：太阳队的替补席全是老弱病残……😭😭

（太阳队的替补阵容）

[–]PacersXx_FreeWitty_xX 371 points 4 hours ago

Assuming an average of $2m/yr for the remaining players on the roster, Suns are looking at a $188m luxury tax penalty this season

步行者球迷：假如太阳队剩余球员平均年薪200万美元，太阳本赛季要缴纳1.88亿美元的奢侈税啊！！！

相关新闻>>>>>>孤注一掷！下赛季布克KD比尔艾顿总薪金1.63亿 太阳奢侈税近1.2亿

[–]Hershieboy 82 points 4 hours ago

I think Ishbia thinks he'll have some minutes at pg with this depth. Worth 188 million to him.

球迷：太阳老板Ishbia有自己的小心机呢，看着这刚没过脚脖子的阵容深度，心想兴许能在控卫位置给自己搞点上场时间呢！！这1.88亿花得“真值”啊！！

[–]WizardsTurbo2x 43 points 5 hours ago

I was already hungover but I'm vomiting again after this trade

奇才球迷：我宿醉刚醒，人刚舒服点就看到了这笔交易……现在，我已经把胃里剩下的胆汁全吐干净了……

[–][WAS] Gilbert ArenasWhitticusFinch 2 points 2 hours ago

Wonder when it won't hurt so much to be a fan. Maybe in my next life.

奇才球迷：我一直在想，作为一个奇才球迷，要等到何时才不会再被伤透心呢？现在我知道了，也许要等到下辈子了……

[–]LakersBernardoDeGalvez 665 points 5 hours ago

Who's going to defend on that team??
Be prepared for 135 - 138 games

湖人球迷：我就问，现在这支太阳队，到底谁会防守？大家等着瞧吧，接下去太阳队会有大把以135-138输掉的比赛！

[–]Sweatytubesock 227 points 4 hours ago

Assuming they’re healthy

球迷：对！而且还是在全员健康的前提下！

[–]Warriors__spartacus 70 points 4 hours ago

They’ll play healthy on offense, limp their way back on defense

奇才球迷：进攻端生龙活虎谁也防不住，防守端弱不禁风谁也防不住……

[–]RaptorsCheechers23 1634 points 5 hours ago

what the FUCK
How did Phoenix decide the problem after these playoffs was "we need more star power" and not "we need more depth"

猛龙球迷：真他妈绝了！太阳队是怎么想的？季后赛打完后，他们竟然认为球队输球不是因为阵容深度不够，而是因为球星不太够？？？

[–]KlaysToaster 1480 points 5 hours ago

KD will never get respect

球迷：杜兰特这辈子算是完球了~~~再也没人会高看他一眼了~~~

[–]NuggetsBCLetsRide69 217 points 5 hours ago

all this to try to beat a fat white dude from Serbia

掘金球迷：所有的一切折腾，就是为了打败那个来自塞尔维亚的白胖子~~~

[–]djkhan23 46 points 5 hours ago

I'll take bets on Durant asking for a trade a season from now

球迷：我打赌，杜兰特会在一个赛季之后申请交易！

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmiami2la 3 points 4 hours ago

Demands a trade to the 2024 NBA champions

湖人球迷：他会要求把自己交易到2024年的总冠军球队！

[–]KnicksSchubes17 41 points 5 hours ago

Huge Chris Paul season incoming. He always thrives the season after a team gives up on him.

尼克斯球迷：同志们！保罗要大爆发啦！！每次被球队抛弃之后，他都会在接下去的那个赛季彻底爆发！

[–]Wizardssrbarker15 18 points 4 hours ago

Nah I doubt he even plays a game for us

奇才球迷：不会的！因为我都怀疑保罗会不会替我们出战呢……

[–]SunsGratitude10 10 points 3 hours ago

He didn't say it would be for wiz

太阳球迷：楼上的奇才球迷哟~~~再好好想想，保罗爆发是为了奇才吗？

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